James and cheese

James:
Dates are Rebecca's kryptonite. If you follow her around shouting out random dates she eventually regresses to her demon form.

At that point you then stick mini-marshmallows up both her nostrils to place her under your control.

Once under control, she can grant wishes, but only if they involve cheese. The cheese can be peripheral or trivial, but it has to be there. Ask her for a billion dollars and she can't help you. Ask her for a billion dollars and a slice of processed cheese and she can do that.

One needs to be crafty when dealing with cheese demons.

*twitch*

Sorry, where was I?

Scott:
Have you been smoking carpet samples again?

James:
No, but that's an excellent suggestion.
*runs off to mug a door-to-door carpet salesman*

Michelle:
are cheese demons related to cheese weasles?

James:
Distantly. Alongside Darwin's tree of life is a loosely parallel evolutionary path called the Tree of Cheese.

Scott:
Its fascinating reading. I was always in love with the cheesosaurs when I was kid, my favourites being fromagiosaurus and goudasaurus rex.

James:
More recently we have extinct megafauna such as the camembear.

Michelle:
and don't forget the edamites - hard wax casings have been found to prove they pre-dated the cheesosaurs