While discussing Rock Band and the Beatles here
James:
This is actually looking pretty awesome...
I might have to pick this up, plus a couple of extra microphones for the three-part harmony vocals. :)
Scott:
You can only play it if you speak like Ringo while doing so.
James:
I would have to adopt a suitable "nom de batterie" (i.e. "drum name" - Ringo wouldn't have a pen name).
Unfortunately, following the pattern set by Richard Starkey -> Ringo Starr, I would have to be Jango Domm.
Jango Domm sounds too much like a Spanish porn star for my tastes.
Scott:
So that would make me....Scongo Brenn? Its sounds like the name of a lost tribe
James:
Or a background character in the Mos Eisley cantina who was only named so they could sell an action figure of him.
Scott:
Scongo Brenn, the most useless bounty hunter in the galaxy.
James:
"Lord Vader, I have assembled the most vicious and tenacious bounty hunters from across the galaxy to assist in the search for Han Solo."
"Excellent. Who is this?"
"This is Bossk, a ruthless Trandoshan. Cold-blooded, both literally and figuratively."
"Impressive. And this?"
"Boba Fett, spliced from one of the original clones, decades ago. He favours disintegration of his quarry."
"We need Solo alive, Fett. Remember that. And... uh... who the hell...?"
"Uh... my clipboard says this is Scongo Brenn... but it's hand-written at the bottom of my list... in crayon..."
"Scongo Brenn... I find your lack of pants disturbing."
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