James and the dinosaurs

Rebecca
Gotta love a HUGE bit of fear mongering...

Scott:
Billions of immigrants! Billions and billions! And they haven't eaten in billions of years!

James:
...and dinosaurs! Billions of them! Crossing our borders willy nilly, and not respecting out culture (especially the bit about not eating one another). You may laugh now, but you won't be laughing when you can't get a job because of cheap imported procompsognathus! You won't be laughing when the utahraptors demand their own radio station! You won't be laughing when the gallimimus set up a tent embassy in Canberra!

Scott:
And then we'll have billions of single mother allosaurs waiting in line at Centrelink for their handouts!

James:
Carelessly sweeping their tails around and knocking over the shitty plastic chairs!

Scott:
And demanding equal rights for gay and lesbian diplodoci!

James:
Gay Muslim carnotaurs wanting to adopt human babies JUST SO THEY CAN EAT THEM!!!

Scott:
And influence their young minds so that babies turn into baby-eaters themselves!

James:
Statistics have shown over and over again that babies who are eaten by dinosaurs will grow up to be baby-eating dinosaurs themselves!

BREAK THE CYCLE!!!

Scott:
Little Billy was a good Christian baby until he as adopted and eaten by Mr and Mr Triceratops and now he hangs around seedy bars in tight leather pants eating babies all day long! Don't let this happen to your baby!

James:
He got eaten by a pair of herbivores?

I don't think you're taking this seriously.

Scott:
Gay and lesbian dinosaurs don't discriminate between meat and veg!

Rebecca:
I officially declare that my new metformin medication and I get along... there have been a couple of minor tummy issues, but 2 in 14 days is far better than 6 a day.

James:
Hooray!

Of course, if we don't tighten up our immigration policy, you won't be able to get metformin because the PBS will have to be discontinued, thanks to cost blowouts caused by stegosaurs getting high on government-subsidised methamphetamines!

Rebecca:
Sadly my new medication isn't on the PBS, so I won't have to worry about whether it exists or not

James:
F--king stegosaurs!!!

Scott:
See? They're not even here yet and they're screwing Real Australians out of their god given not-at-all-communist socialised medicare! (and not medicarse as I just typo'd)

Rebecca:
*falls asleep at desk*

James:
*gasp* Communist fascist lesbian pterodactyls spiked her water!!!