James speaks

James:
I am so closed to being finished on this god damned manual...

Rebecca:
I don't remember God damming manuals in the Bible... is that in the appendix?

James:
The Lord didst speak unto the Sumeraqilites, and didst say, "Verily, the manual shalt be in formative stages for what shall seem like eternity, and yea, shall I smite it when Windows doth crash and lose mine afternoon's work..."

James combines jokes

James:
Bec just flew away to Canberra! *pout*

Scott:
And she just flew into Canberra. Fortunately nothing was broken.

James:
Did she then walk into a bar?

Scott:
Yes, and she had a tiny pianist with her

James:

...and a horse.

Scott:
Shortly after that a duck walked in as well.

James:
So you see, this English horse walks into a bar with a Scottish duck, carrying a one-foot-tall Irish piano player...

Michelle:
Are you sure that wasn't three ducks?

James:
I believe one of the ducks was carrying a piece of string.

James has a nightmare

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James rates conversations

This conversation is rated J (P C D).

It is recommend for viewing only by juvenile audiences.

It contains poor quality puns, childish gross-out humour, and depraved
sexual references.