Scott, Forza 3's ludicrous car list:
Yeah, was looking at that earlier, I was thinking it might be a tad excessive. I mean, I like a lot of choice, but sometimes there's too much of a good thing
...says the man who has HOW MANY gigs of cars on his PC hard drive?
Flrrmmble. Hey look, a flying monkey!
Oooh, Fictional Monkey Distraction Man has added a new fictional monkey to his repertoire.
Well he had too, no one was falling for the plain old ordinary monkeys anymore. Now he's got flying monkeys, plaid monkeys, hipster monkeys, inflatable monkeys, car racing monkeys and giant golden glowing testicle monkeys. Those ones are VERY distracting.
"Why is it always monkeys? Couldn't you distract someone with an imaginary gibbon?"
Ficitional Monkey Distraction Man did have a sidekick for a while by the name of Unexpected Sloth Suprise Boy, but he was killed early in his career as a sidekick by a wildly misfired sloth.
Fictional Monkey Distraction Man: "Oh my god! It's a megatherium!"
Unexpected Sloth Surprise Boy: "A megawhattium?"
FMDM: "A megatherium, an extinct giant land sloth native to South America."
USSB: "Wait on... a sloth? You're trying to get me to look behind me at a SLOTH??? Do you have any idea what the Miscellaneous Union of Sidekicks and Henchpersons is going to say when they find out you have grossly overstepped the boundaries of my legally agreed-upon job description?"
FMDM: "But it's not fic-"
USSB: "No buts! This is a serious case of demarcation and I am not going to stand by and let you interfere with my safe working environment. I'm going to talk to my MUSH representative as soon as we can find that time machine and get back to-"
Megatherium: "GRAAAAARGH!!!" *splat splat splat*
Captain Bad Pun: "He's really a member of MUSH now!"
FMDM: "Oh, shut up."