Thursday, July 7, 2005

James combines jokes

James:
Bec just flew away to Canberra! *pout*

Scott:
And she just flew into Canberra. Fortunately nothing was broken.

James:
Did she then walk into a bar?

Scott:
Yes, and she had a tiny pianist with her

James:
...and a horse.

Scott:
Shortly after that a duck walked in as well.

James:
So you see, this English horse walks into a bar with a Scottish duck, carrying a one-foot-tall Irish piano player...

Michelle:
Are you sure that wasn't three ducks?

James:
I believe one of the ducks was carrying a piece of string.

Wednesday, July 6, 2005

James has a nightmare

Search result on IMDb:

Sorry, there appear to be no titles for which

David Koepp (Writer) ,
Michael Bay (Director)
are both/all credited.

(Oh, believe me, there's no need to be sorry...)

James rates conversations

This conversation is rated J (P C D).

It is recommend for viewing only by juvenile audiences.

It contains poor quality puns, childish gross-out humour, and depraved
sexual references.