James protests

Rebecca:
I can hear a protest

James:
"What do we want?"
"Several clear points of differentiation between camembert and brie!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"

James channels Connex

[stilted electronic voice]

Attention passengers... the 7:38... ruby slippers... to... Emerald City... has been delayed, and is now expected in... seventeen years... Connex cackles evilly at any inconvenience caused... and at
your little dog, too...

James dances

James and Rebecca are discussing his future purchase of a laptop

Rebecca:
fair enough... what will you actually use it for?

James:

Portable low-end computing.

Checking my emails or feeds at a wifi cafe, showing photos to friends, etc.

Rebecca:
doing dances?

James:
I can do them without technological assistance.

Rebecca:
but lappy can provide musics

James:

Oooooh, good point!

Not so much assistance as accompaniment.

Rebecca:
true, but dances with music have an added edge that dances without musics don't

James:

Dances Without Music is my native American spirit name.

My spirit animal is a mime.