Friday, August 17, 2007

James rhymes

Scott:
And now for cheese

actually, no, its an interview with William Gibson. i just thought I'd get all your hopes up with a cheese tease.

James:
I am displeased by your cheese tease, and think you have a cheese tease disease, which fills me with unease.

Scott:
Please, good sir, let me ease your cheese tease disease unease. i have no disease, such as Cheese on the Knees. i am just a tease for the cheese and shall relax at my ease under the trees.

James:
Guards! Seize this cheese tease! ...but mind the fleas.

Scott:
Argh! my cheese! i curse your house with a plague of bees and peas!

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