Dearest darling mouth-breathing meatheads
When loading paper into a printer, please ensure that the paper you
have put into the tray is flat. I mean, like, actually flat, not 80%
flat and 20% steepled up on one edge in a sharp crease that's hard to
see unless you look closely but which constantly sets off the jammed
Someone who promises not to kill you if you don't f--king do it again.