Dearest darling mouth-breathing meatheads
When loading paper into a printer, please ensure that the paper you
have put into the tray is flat. I mean, like, actually flat, not 80%
flat and 20% steepled up on one edge in a sharp crease that's hard to
see unless you look closely but which constantly sets off the jammed
paper sensor.
Yours sincerely
Someone who promises not to kill you if you don't f--king do it again.
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