Amber:
now approaching 'Wrongtown'
James:
[stilted pre-recorded voice]
"The next station is... Wrongtown. Change here for services to... Meatbomb... and... Sleazy Dumpling."
"Attention Connex passengers. The eight... twenty... three... train to... Wrongtown... has been delayed, and is now expected in... eight... minutes. Connex is largely indifferent to any inconvenience this causes."
Scott:
All services on the Sleazy Dumpling line have been delayed indefinitely after a train derailed earlier this morning. A representative from Connex has stated the train was struck by a "large, fast moving snort" that failed to stop at the warning lights. The Department of Transport is currently investigating the incident.
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