James has uneven coolness

Rebecca:
Oh I know, I just being provocative

I a provocateur after all

James:
No!

You?

NO!

Surely not?

Rebecca:
is true

James:
Provocative?

Never.

Can't be.

Couldn't happen.

Rebecca:
snooty pants

James:
smeggly socks

Rebecca:
rasta bum

James:
*boggle*

My bum has dreadlocks and smokes weed while listening to reggae???

Damn, my bum is far cooler than the rest of me.

I have unevenly distributed coolness. I hate that.