Tuesday, October 16, 2007

James forcasts the stupidity index

Rebecca:
And what will be the indicators of stupidity?

James:
In early trading this morning the Federal Stupidity Index (FSI) took a battering after last night's eminently sensible announcements by the president. Barry Mouthbreather, CEO of the Reserve Stupidity Bank, has called a press conference, and is expected to announce a large release of stupidity stocks to prop up the ailing FSI.

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