Next on Jerry Springer: My zombie boyfriend ate my mother, but I still love him!
Obnoxious Audience Member: "Uh, yeah, hi. Ah juz wanted ta ask the boyfrien' a question. How do you sleep at night, buddy? Ah mean, how can you live with what you done?"
Zombie Boyfriend: "Gwrraaaaaaahhhh..."
Jerry: "Well, technically he doesn't have to sleep at night or live with himself..."
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