Thursday, January 31, 2008

James solves the problems of wankers

Scott:
Are you splitting wanker hairs?

James
Yes.
...with a backhoe.
...with chainsaws welded to it.
...while still attached to the wankers' heads.


Scott:
and a steam powered mechanical punching arm?

James:
Nah, bad for the environment. My mechanical punching arm is wind powered. it's quite ingenious, if I my say so. The device is placed in front of the mouth of a blathering wanker, whose rampant crapping-on powers a wind turbine. The turbine channels energy into a spring mechanism. When the spring achieves a high enough level of tension, a clasp unlocks and said wanker is bashed repeatedly in the face until the spring winds down.

Scott:
so you do you have to attach to the device to the wanker's head or is it ambulatory?

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