Scott:
And HR are so far not inclined to resolve my short angry dwarf problem.
James:
[James appears in a white coat]
Hello. Have you or someone you love ever suffered from problems with short angry dwarfs? It may surprise you to know that such problems are more prevalent than you may think.
[Does that slow walk while addressing the camera thing, with an office in the background]
Every year in Australia, thousands of people are struck down by dwarfs. Many of these people feel that they have nobody to talk to about their condition, and suffer alone and in silence.
[Stops and rests his hand on the shoulder of a shy-looking child]
Here at the Angry Dwarf Research Institute, we have been developing safe, affordable, and effective treatments for those with embarrassing and painful dwarf-related conditions. Don't you owe it to your family, and to yourself, to seek help?
Voiceover: This message was brought to you by the National Campaign to Eliminate Dwarf Infestation.
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